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How it Happened XXX Sakura looked up from her book at the sound of footsteps, wondering who could be in the park at this time of night. Hopefully it wasn't an enemy…How it Happened XXX by *Alicia-x-Itachi
To her relief, only Sasuke was there. He was walking across the park—towards the only path to Konoha's gates? But why? Where was he going?
She set her book down on the bench and ran to catch up with him. "Wait!"
Sasuke glanced behind him, and froze when he saw her coming.
"Sakura. You should go to bed."
"Not until you tell me where you're going," she insisted. "This is the only way out of the village…"
He didn't look at her. "So it is."
"You're not turning traitor… are you
How it Happened XXIX Naruto didn't want to give up. This had to be a dream—it couldn't possibly end like this. Having a vampire suck his blood and claw him to death with her sharp fingernails would be a terrible way to die…How it Happened XXIX by *Alicia-x-Itachi
Suddenly a loud burst of smoke was heard, and Naruto turned to look behind him—well, as best he could while being held in a firm vice grip—and a gasp escaped his lips.
"Pervy Sage? You're… you're alive?"
"Still alive and kicking." Jiraiya grinned at him before looking to Itachi and Kisame. "As you can see, you've failed… You two had a lot of nerve, thinking you could outsmart me. I don't know how you manage
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| 'Cause I'm an RP addict. |
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| My name's Alicia Rivers; I'm a 19-year-old college freshman currently attending Hollins University, Roanoke, Virginia, United States. I'm an English major and an amateur writer of sci-fi, fantasy, fanfic, parody, and comedy, and want to make a living out of it. I am in love with ~Ibisstudios, and planning to marry him later. I am generally very rational in my thinking and reasoning, sometimes to the point that I may not be very empathetic. I'm not a misanthrope; I just fail to understand why people don't think and act more rationally. I do have my less logical moments, however, and I do like to tell jokes and simply make people laugh. My comedic idols are the wonderful people on That Guy With the Glasses ^^ My drawings suck. No, seriously--they do suck, and they suck because I so rarely draw. I'm fine with that sometimes--I put more effort into writing than drawing, because writing is most important to me. Some days I wish I invested more effort into drawing and did it more often, though. Either way, I am my own worst critic. Don't be fooled by my username. I hate the Naruto manga, as well as a majority of the fandom; I ONLY like Itachi. He's pretty much a diamond in a shit heap. You don't see very many deep, complex characters like him, even in good books, movies, games and shows. I used to have a romantic attraction to him in my high school years, but I've moved on from such schoolgirl tendencies. Transformers, Final Fantasy, Star Wars, and Pokemon are better than Naruto by a long shot, and I fully embrace them with no shame despite their faults. Please, do not thank me for the fave on my page. I faved your piece because I liked the art and wanted to see it again. If my faving your picture means a lot to you, then consider that it would mean a lot to me if you faved or gave me feedback on my art. And for the love of Primus, I don't want any llamas. If you take the time to visit my page, please at least give me some feedback, instead of a llama. Also, please do not ask me for llamas--I don't give them. ~Proudly Roman Catholic~ LOVES: Writing, drawing, reading, words, languages, making characters, pervy stuff, fanfiction, sci-fi/fantasy, blood, chocolate, pocky, sushi, red meat, vampires, gentlemen, shirtless men, strong female characters, chivalry, books, cartoons (and yes, ANIME IS CARTOONS), conventions, dressing up in costumes, scented stuff (especially Bath and Body Works stuff), Sudoku, logic puzzles, reading the dictionary for fun, learning new things, God, glasses, my family, my friends (the few I have XP), plushies, cute things I can hug, Hikaru Utada, Don McLean, Weird Al, classic Disney, Calvin & Hobbes, Star Wars, Transformers, Akatsuki (NOT Naruto!), Runescape, Pokemon games, RPs and RPGs, Phineas & Ferb, Avatar the Last Airbender, How to Train Your Dragon, Lord of the Rings, Dracula, Shakespeare, the Republic Commando series, the color purple, the Boston Red Sox, Grass, Water, Dark, or Psychic-type Pokemon, Cybertronian swears, Zubat, Golbat, Crobat, Gligar, Gliscor, Quagsire, Reuniclus, Oshawott, Uchiha Itachi (as if that wasn't obvious!), all things TGWTG especially Linkara, the Nostalgia Critic, N-Chick, and Todd, Mat AKA ~Ibisstudios HATES: Advanced math, slimy food, chatspeak, high school, dogs, zoos, team sports, NFL football, the Super Bowl, the New York Yankees, rap, modern music in general especially Lady Gaga, Justina Beaver and Katy Perry, Disney Channel, double standards, misogyny, radical feminism, Autism Speaks, PETA, the ACLU, politics, the mainstream media, anti-Catholic BS, sexism, eugenics, Yaoi (it is a genre of fanfic and does not refer to all MxM; general MxM is slash), emos, damsels in distress, manwhores, idiots who use autism or Asperger's as an excuse to be dumb brats, soccermoms, purists who bitch about fanmade characters and then turn around and write OOC shit, nostalgia purists, art theft, recolors, tracing, bad grammar, bad spelling, poor writing in general, total disregard of characterization, soap operas, American Pie, other shitty unfunny "comedies," Jason Friedberg/Aaron Seltzer movies, Bayformers movies, Shia LaBoeuf, South Park, Family Guy, The Da Vinci Code, everything else by Dan Brown, the Left Behind series, World of Warcraft, Naruto  The root cause of everything that is wrong with the world is a lack of sense.Mortal foolishness: it's the gift that keeps on giving.Too many people focus too much on the ephemeral frills of life and overlook what is truly important. |
 Partner-in-crime   Sweetspark     RL friend and fellow TGWTG fan   Lieutenant commander of awesome   Legendary Poke-goddess   Decepticon brony brother   Quirky good friend   Old friend     Sisters     Brothers from other mothers  |
         Requests:1) 2) Smutty Lucky or BurningLeafshipping fanfic for *Lawman09 Trades:1) Fanfic for ~BrittNara --Itachi x Britt (Her part: Itachi x Alicia) Commissions:CLOSED--My shit's not good enough to make anyone pay for Commissions I've bought: Nothing yet--still searching for a good artist to commission at a good time Gifts:1) Crack oneshot for *Luna-sama -- Luna x Alicia Stuff I need to do anyway:1) Hatching an Egg II 2) How it Happened XXIX 3) Mine and ~Kyubi-Nemu's next-gen Akatsuki spawns 4) Colored pics of my Star Wars OCs 5) Pokemon smut fanfiction for FFnet RULES FOR REQUESTS/TRADES/COMMISSIONS I will NOT write/draw the following: -Yeowie or Male x Male in general -Comics -Harem fic -Fetish art -Killing art (unless it's done to a nameless stock character) -Slutty girls/oversized titties -Itachi paired with any canon Naruto character -Silver or Kotone paired with anyone except each other -N or Touko paired with anyone except each other (the exception to this is Checkmateshipping) -Human x Pokemon -Twilight anything, pro or anti--I don't want to keep beating a dead horse -Sonic the Hedgehog anything -Pairings with Sasuke Uchiha (except for SasuLuna) -Pairings with Ash Ketchum -Anakin x Padme or Ben x Vestara I WILL be most likely to write/draw the following: -CanonxOC -Funny stuff -Perverted stuff -Fluff -Smut fanfic (however, if you want smut from me, I will have to censor the lemons to comply with DA rules. The uncut version will be posted offsite.) -Blood/some violence -Pokemon -Fire Emblem -Male fanservice -Vampirism Everything else is fair game. If you do a trade with me, I will most likely ask you for the following: -Itachi x Alicia -My Pokemon characters (such as Miju the Oshawott, Huggles the Quagsire, Plushie the Reuniclus) -Illiana and/or Senna (my Star Wars OCs) -My friends' CanonxOC pairings -SoulSilver or Ferriswheelshippings (though I'll also want the Pokemon to be important in there too) |
Sorry, but it seems like I spend more time on Facebook than on dA here...
Also, I've been working and studying at the same time. Life at uni is pretty tough, you know, but we've got to endure it as much as we can in such meritocratic society.
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